Funny Status

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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
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Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
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A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
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Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Status under construction.
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Take Life, one cup at a time!
One more password got married…!
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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????

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