Funny Status

1.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
2.
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
3.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
4.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
5.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Status under construction.
6.
Take Life, one cup at a time!
One more password got married…!
7.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
8.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
9.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????

Bewafa Ishq

1.

Dhoka Us Ek Ne

Diya,

Bharosa Har Ek Se

Uth Gaya…

2.

Chale Jayenge Thumhari

Zindgise,

Sabr Rakho Mout Aani

Hi re..

3.

Khush Bhi Ho,

Theek Bhi HO,

Jee Bhi Rahe Ho,

Phir jo Thumhara Kehna

Tanha Nahi Jee Payenge..

Wo Kya Tha..??

4.

Ishq Agar Khaakh Na Kar De,

To Khaakh Ishq Hua…

5.

Raat Ke Aagosh Me So

Gaya Phir Se Me Rote

Hue..

Woh Jaagti Rahi Raat

Bhar Usko Phir Se Kisi

Ka Dil Todne Ki Talab

Thi..

6.

Muje Istmal Krne

Wale,

Dua Karta Hu

Khuda se,

Koi Tuje Istmal Na

Kare…

7.

Ladki aisa ladka nahi Chahti jo

Bhari Mahfil me iqraar kare

Wo ek aisa ladka chahti hai jo use

Saccha pyaar kare.

8.

Jo Baat Hum Sab Se

Chupa Dete He,

Wo Kabhi Kabhi Ansu

Bata Dete Hai…

9.

Uske Chale Jane ke baad...
Hum Mahobbat nahi karte kisi se,
Choti si zindagi hai...
Kis Kis ko Aazmate rahenge.

10.

Bewafa tera Masoom chehra
Bhool jane ke kaabil nahi,
Hai magar tu bahut Khoobsurat
Par dil lagane ke kaabil nahi.

11.

Tu bhi Aaine ki tarah bewafaa nikla,
Jo samne aaya usi ka ho gaya.

12.

Har Bhool teri maaf ki,
Har khata ko teri bhoola diya
Gam hai ki, Mere pyar ka,
Tune Bewafaa banke silaa diya..

13.

Bichad ke tumse zindagi saza lagti hai,
Ye saans bhi jaise mujhse khafa lagti hai,
Agar umeed-e-wafa karoo to kis se karu,
Mujhko to meri zindagi bhi bewafaa lagti hai...

14.

Raat ki gahraai aankho me utar aai,
Kuch khwaab the aur kuch meri tanhaai,
Yeh jo palko se bah rahe hai halke halke,
Kuch to majboori thi kuch teri bewafaai...
15.
Har waqt tere aane ki aas rehti hai,
Har pal tujhse milne ki pyaas rehti hai,
Sab kuch hai yaha bas tu nahi,
Isiliye saayad ye zindagi kuch udaas rehti hai...
16.
Jakham ban jaane ki aadat hai uski,
Rula kar muskurane ki aadat hai uski,
Milenge kabhi to khoob rulayenge usko,
Suna hai rote hue lipat jaane ki aadat hai uski...
17.
Meri wafa ki kadar na ki,
Apni pasand pe to aitbar kiya hota,
Suna hai vo uski bhi na hui,
Mujhe chhodd diya tha to use apna liya hota.
18.
Tanhaai ka usne manzaar nahi dekha,
Afsos ki mere dil ke andar nahi dekha,
Dil tootne ka dard vo kya jaane,
Vo lamha usne kabhi jee kar nahi dekha...
19.
Ek phool ka dard jhuki daali samajhti hai,
Baag ki baat baag ki maali hi majhte hai,
Ye kis tarah ki raat banai hai duniya wale ne,
Diye ka dil jalta hai aur log roshni samajhte hai..
20.
Bhar aai meri ankhe jab uska naam aaya,
Ishq nakaam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya,
Humne mahobbat me bhi aise gujaari raate,
Jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaram aaya...

Miss You Quotes

1.

Missing someone is

a part of loving them.

if your never a apart,

you'll really know

how strong your love is.

2.

Main Saath Rahu Ya

Na Rahu,

Par Tera Khush Rehna

Zaroori He…..

3.

Sab Ko Pata He Haal

Bura Hai…

Phir Bhi Log Kehte He

Haal Kesa Hai…

4.

Chukar mere  dil ko

Aisa gayal kiya tere chehre ne

Jaha bhi jaaun tujhe hi sochu

Ghadi ke har pehre me.

5.

“Missing someone and

not being able to see

them is the worst feeling ever.”

6.

“Someone asked me if

I missed you. I didn’t answer.

I just closed my eyes and

walked away and whispered ‘so much’.

7.

“I miss you. Not in some cheesy

“Let’s hold hands and be

together forever kind of way”.

I just miss you, plain and simple

. I miss your presence in my life.

I miss you always being there for me.

I miss you best friend.”

8.

In French, you don’t really

say “I miss you”, you say

“Tu me manques” which

means “You are missing

from me.

9.

I keep myself busy with the

things I do but every time

I pause, I still think of you.

10.

I only miss you when I’m breathing.

11.

My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.

12.

I wish you were here to tell me that everything is gonna be okay.

13.

I wish you missed me like I miss you.

14.

When you miss someone….

it’s weird…your body doesn’t

function normally..as it should.

Because I miss you, and my heart…

it’s not steady…my soul it

sings numb. Fingers are cold…

like you…your soul.

15.

I miss our conversations.

I miss how we used to talk

every minute of every day

and How I was able to tell

you everything that was on my mind.

16.

Without you here, the sun forgets to shine.

17.

A thousand words couldn’t

bring you back… I know this

because I tried, neither could

a thousand tears… I know this

because I cried, you left behind

a broken heart and happy

memories too…but I never

wanted memories…I only wanted you.

18.

I have a brain to think of you.

Eyes to look at you. Heart to

love you. Hands to comfort you.

Toes to walk with you. Mouth to

say I miss you and feet to kick you,

if you don’t miss me too.

19.

Can miles truly separate you

from friends…. If you want to

be with someone you love,

aren’t you already there?

20.

I miss you a little, I guess you

could say, a little too much, a

little too often and a little more

each day.

Love Quotes

1.

"I don't need
paradise
because i found you.
I don't needs dreams
because I already have you"

2.

My night has become a sunny

dawn because of you.

3.

I swear I couldn’t love you

more than I do right now, and

yet I know I will tomorrow.

4.

The best thing to hold onto

in life is each other.

5.

I love you” begins by I, but it

ends up by you.

6.

You may hold my hand for

a while, but you hold my

heart forever.

7.

There is a madness in loving

you, a lack of reason that makes

it feel so flawless.

8.

I know I am in love with you

because my reality is finally

better than my dreams.

9.

You are the last thought in my

mind before I drift off to sleep

and the first thought when I

wake up each morning.

10.

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

11.

You know it’s love when all you

want is that person to be happy,

even if you’re not part of their happiness.

12.

Your love is all I need to feel complete.

13.

I will love you until the stars

go out, and the tides no longer turn.

14.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

15.

Our Relationship is meant to be.

Something that was written in the

stars and drawn into our destiny.

16.

The first time you touched me,

I knew I was born to be yours.

17.

To lose balance sometimes for

love is part of living a balanced life.

18.

Let us Flip the coin and see.

Head, I am yours. Tail, you are mine.

So, we won’t lose.

19.

There are only two times that

I want to be with you.

Now and Forever.

20.

Love is like a virus.

It can happen to anybody

at any time.