Funny Status

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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
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Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
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A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
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Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Status under construction.
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Take Life, one cup at a time!
One more password got married…!
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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????

Bewafa Ishq

1.

Dhoka Us Ek Ne

Diya,

Bharosa Har Ek Se

Uth Gaya…

2.

Chale Jayenge Thumhari

Zindgise,

Sabr Rakho Mout Aani

Hi re..

3.

Khush Bhi Ho,

Theek Bhi HO,

Jee Bhi Rahe Ho,

Phir jo Thumhara Kehna

Tanha Nahi Jee Payenge..

Wo Kya Tha..??

4.

Ishq Agar Khaakh Na Kar De,

To Khaakh Ishq Hua…

5.

Raat Ke Aagosh Me So

Gaya Phir Se Me Rote

Hue..

Woh Jaagti Rahi Raat

Bhar Usko Phir Se Kisi

Ka Dil Todne Ki Talab

Thi..

6.

Muje Istmal Krne

Wale,

Dua Karta Hu

Khuda se,

Koi Tuje Istmal Na

Kare…

7.

Ladki aisa ladka nahi Chahti jo

Bhari Mahfil me iqraar kare

Wo ek aisa ladka chahti hai jo use

Saccha pyaar kare.

8.

Jo Baat Hum Sab Se

Chupa Dete He,

Wo Kabhi Kabhi Ansu

Bata Dete Hai…

9.

Uske Chale Jane ke baad...
Hum Mahobbat nahi karte kisi se,
Choti si zindagi hai...
Kis Kis ko Aazmate rahenge.

10.

Bewafa tera Masoom chehra
Bhool jane ke kaabil nahi,
Hai magar tu bahut Khoobsurat
Par dil lagane ke kaabil nahi.

11.

Tu bhi Aaine ki tarah bewafaa nikla,
Jo samne aaya usi ka ho gaya.

12.

Har Bhool teri maaf ki,
Har khata ko teri bhoola diya
Gam hai ki, Mere pyar ka,
Tune Bewafaa banke silaa diya..

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Bichad ke tumse zindagi saza lagti hai,
Ye saans bhi jaise mujhse khafa lagti hai,
Agar umeed-e-wafa karoo to kis se karu,
Mujhko to meri zindagi bhi bewafaa lagti hai...

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Raat ki gahraai aankho me utar aai,
Kuch khwaab the aur kuch meri tanhaai,
Yeh jo palko se bah rahe hai halke halke,
Kuch to majboori thi kuch teri bewafaai...
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Har waqt tere aane ki aas rehti hai,
Har pal tujhse milne ki pyaas rehti hai,
Sab kuch hai yaha bas tu nahi,
Isiliye saayad ye zindagi kuch udaas rehti hai...
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Jakham ban jaane ki aadat hai uski,
Rula kar muskurane ki aadat hai uski,
Milenge kabhi to khoob rulayenge usko,
Suna hai rote hue lipat jaane ki aadat hai uski...
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Meri wafa ki kadar na ki,
Apni pasand pe to aitbar kiya hota,
Suna hai vo uski bhi na hui,
Mujhe chhodd diya tha to use apna liya hota.
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Tanhaai ka usne manzaar nahi dekha,
Afsos ki mere dil ke andar nahi dekha,
Dil tootne ka dard vo kya jaane,
Vo lamha usne kabhi jee kar nahi dekha...
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Ek phool ka dard jhuki daali samajhti hai,
Baag ki baat baag ki maali hi majhte hai,
Ye kis tarah ki raat banai hai duniya wale ne,
Diye ka dil jalta hai aur log roshni samajhte hai..
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Bhar aai meri ankhe jab uska naam aaya,
Ishq nakaam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya,
Humne mahobbat me bhi aise gujaari raate,
Jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaram aaya...

Thughs of Hisdostan Movie songs lyrics

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Suraiyya Jaan legi kya…(Thughs of Hisdostan)

Tu hai sautan mem ki

Pathshala prem ki

Hum angootha chhaap

Imtehaan legi kya [x2]

Dhadkano ki chaal pe

Iss keharwa taal pe

Le chuki aalaap

Uspe taan legi kya

Suraiyya jaan legi kya?

Suraiyya jaan legi kya?

Suraiya bas kar bas kar yaar

Suraiya jaan legi kya?

Suraiya-jaan meri jaan

Meri jaan legi kya?

Suraiya jaaaan legi kya?

Haaye ghar Suraiyya-jaan ke

Sar jhuka ke aaye ho

De chuki hai darsan

Ab parsaad degi kya

Ghar Suraiyya-jaan ke

Sar jhuka ke aaye ho

De chuki hai darsan

Ab parsaad degi kya

Sabka dil behla chuki

Thumriya bhi gaa chuki

Baandh ke ab saath mein

Aulaad degi kya?

Suraiyya jaan degi kya?

Suraiyya jaan degi kya?

Suraiyya bas kar bas kar yaar

Suraiyya jaan legi kya?

Suraiyya-jaan meri jaan

Meri jaan legi kya?

Nahi toh jaan degi kya?

Hoye meri nazron mein

Sab ek hai

Meri nazron mein sab ek hai

Kya General kya sipahiya

Sab ke dil mein khushfehmi hai

Wo hi hai mera saiyaan

Haan do pal ki gustaakhi toh

Hanste hanste deti hai

Mohabbat ka darja Suraiyya

Arre arre arre

Kal ko upar jaana hai

Jaake muh dikhana hai

Thoda toh sudhar ja Suraiya

Arre bas bhi kar Suraiyya

Rab se darr Suraiyya

Hai dil tera ya patthar Suraiyya

Saari jaydaat aur mehakmein

Likh diye hai inhone tere haq mai

Inn thago se inn thago se inn thago se

Ab tu Hindostan legi kya…?

Suraiyya jaan legi… haan!

Ae Dil Hai Mushkil Movie Songs lyrics

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Ae Dil Hai Mushkil…(Ae Dil hai Mushkil)

Tere bina guzara

Ae dil hai mushkil

Tu mera Khuda

Tuhi duaa mein shaamil

Tere bina guzara

Ae dil hai mushkil

Mujhe aazmaati hai teri kami

Meri har kami ko hai tu laazmi

Junoon hai mera

Banoon main tere qaabil

Tere bina guzaara

Ae Dil Hai Mushkil

Yeh rooh bhi meri

Yeh jism bhi mera

Utna mera nahi

Jitna hua tera

Tune diya hai jo

Woh dard hi sahi

Tujhse mila hai toh

Inaam hai mera

Mera aasmaan dhoondhe teri zameen

Meri har kami ko hai tu laazmi

Zameen pe na sahi

Toh aasmaan mein aa mil

Tere bina guzara

Ae dil hai mushkil

Maana ki teri maujoodgi se

Ye zindagani mehroom hai

Jeene ka koi dooja tareeka

Na mere dil ko maaloom hai

Tujhko main kitni

Shiddat se chaahun

Chaahe toh rehna tu be-khabar

Mohtaaj manzil ka toh nahi hai

Ye ek tarfa mera safar

Safar khoobsurat hai manzil se bhi

Meri har kami ko hai tu laazmi

Adhura hoke bhi

Hai ishq mera kaamil

Tere bina guzara

Ae dil hai mushkil

I am a Disco dancer Movie song lyrics

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I am disco dancer..(I am Disco Dancer)

Will you sing with me?

Say d

Say i

Say S

Say O

Disco disco disco disco

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

Zindagi mera gaana,

Mein esi ka diwana

To jhumo, to nacho

Aa mere sath nacho gaao

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

Dosto meri zindagi geeto ki amanat hai

Mein isiliye paida hua hu

Ye log kehte he

mai tab bhi gaata tha

Jab bol paata nahi tha

Ye paon to mere to

tab bhi thirakte the

Jab chalna aata nahi tha

Nagmo ki masti he

meri jawani me

Hai dance mere lahoo ki rawani me

Yaha meri haar

yaha mere jeet

Yahi mere geet

To jhumo to nacho

Aao mere sath nacho gaao

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

Zindagi mera gaana. La la la la

Mein esi ka diwana. La la la la

To jhumo to naacho

Aao mere sath nacho gaao

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

D se kya hota he?

Darling. Aha

Deewana. Aha

Disco. Aha

D se hota he dance

I se hota he item

S se hota he singer

C se hota he chorus

O se Orchestra

Hello beautiful.! What’s your name?

Nisha

Tumhe maloom jawani kya hoti he?

Nahi maloom

Ha ha ha

Jawani ek leher he, jawani ek nasha he

Jawani jis pe aata he,

wohi jane ye kya he

Do din ki masti me,

sadiyon ki masti he

Bindas bhaagi jawani

Dil pyase milte he

Aise jawani me

Jaise mile aag paani

Is umrr me kyu na manmani karjaye

Masti ki raho me had se guzarjaye

Ha ha ha ha.

Oh ho oh. Jaha mile pyar

Oh ho oh. Wahi mere yaar

Oh ho oh. O jai ye nihar

To jhumo to nacho

Aao mere sath nacho gaao

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

Zindagi mera gaana

Mein esi ka diwana

To jhumo to nacho

Aao mere sath nacho gaao

I am a disco dancer

I am a disco dancer

Disco dancer!

Disco dancer!

Disco dancer!

Disco dancer!

Disco dancer!

Disco dancer!

Disco dancer!

Half Girlfriend Movie songs lyrics

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Barish..(Half Girlfriend)

Chehre mein tere

Khud ko main dhoondhun

Aankhon ke darmiyaan

Tu ab hai iss tarah

Khwabon ko bhi jagah na mile

Yeh mausam ki baarish

Yeh baarish ka paani

Yeh paani ki boondein

Tujhe hi toh dhoondhe

Yeh milne ki khwahish

Yeh khwahish puraani

Ho poori tujhi se

Meri yeh kahaani

Kabhi tujhme utrun

Toh saanson se guzrun

Toh aaye dil ko raahat

Main hoon bethikana

Panaah mujhko paana

Hai tujhme, de ijazat

Na koi darmiyaan

Hum dono hai yahan

Phir kyun hai tu ba

               Yeh mausam ki baarish

Yeh baarish ka paani

Yeh paani ki boondein

Tujhe hi toh dhoondhe

Yeh milne ki khwahish

Yeh khwahish puraani

Ho poori tujhi se

Meri yeh kahaani

Hawaaon se tera pata poochta hoon

Ab toh aaja tu kahin se

Parindon ki tarah yeh dil hai safar mein

Tu mila de zindagi se

Bas itni ilteja

Tu aake ik dafa

Jo dil ne na kahaa

Jaan le…

Yeh mausam ki baarish

Yeh baarish ka paani

Yeh paani ki boondein

Tujhe hi toh dhoondhe

Yeh milne ki khwahish

Yeh khwahish purani

Ho poori tujhi se

Meri yeh kahaani

Rabta movie songs lyrics

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Main tera Boyfriend…..(Rabta)

Duniya ko khud se alag karke

Rakh lunga tujhko main hug karke

I wanna say you

Main ta rehna sohniye

Tere naal naal ni

 Hey.. duniya ko khud se alag karke

Rakh lunga tujhko main hug karke

I wanna say you

Main tere rehna soniye

Tere naal naal ni

 Pyaar vyaar wali baatein sab karke

Mar baitha tujhko main love karke

I wanna say you

Main ta rehna soniye

Tere naal naal ni

Kyunki

Main tera boyfriend…

Main tera boyfriend…

Main tera boyfriend

Tu meri girlfriend

Oh mainu kehndi na na na na

Ruk te ja meri gal to sunn le

Oh mainu kehndi na na na na

Main tera boyfriend

Tu meri girlfriend

Oh mainu kehndi na na na na

Ruk te ja meri gal to sunn le

Oh mainu kehndi na na na na

Na na na na..

Neeli neeli ankhiyon mein

Delhi wala kajra

Mainu invite karda

Tere kol kive awaan

Tainu jhappi kive paavan

Thought yeh excite karda

Listen

Tainu pehchan di aan

Habbit main jaandi aan

Har kudi utte marda

Tera aitbaar nahi

Karna main pyaar nahi

Kyun mera picha karda

Chala jaayega tu mujhe… tang karke

Ditch waali baatein mere sang karke

I wanna say you main ni rehna soneya

Tere naal naal ve

 Kyunki

Main tera boyfriend…

Main tera boyfriend…

Main tera boyfriend

Tu meri girlfriend

Oh mainu kehndi na na na na

Tu mera boyfriend

Main teri girlfriend

Ab na karungi na na na na

Ruk te ja meri gal ta sunn le

Ab na karungi… na na…

 O… Na na na na

Satyamev Jayate Movie songs lyrics

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Paniyon sa…(Satyamev Jayate)

Jo tere sang laagi preet mohe

Rooh baar baar tera naam le

Ki Rab se hai maangi yehi duaa aa…

Tu haathon ki laqeerien thaam le

Chup hain baatein

Dil kaise bayaan main karoon

Tu hi kehde

Woh jo baat main keh na sakoon

Ki sang tere paniyon sa, paniyon sa

Paniyon sa behta rahoon

Tu sunti rahe main kahaniyaan si kehta rahoon

Ki sang tere baadalon sa, baadalon sa

Baadalon sa udta rahoon

Tere ek ishaare pe teri ore mudta rahoon

Ooo…

Aadhi zameen, aadha aasmaan tha

Aadhi manzilein, aadha raasta tha

Ikk tere aane se mukamaal hua sab ye

Bin tere jahaan bhi bewajah tha

Tera dil banke main saath tere dhadkoon

Khudko tujhse ab door na jaane doon

Ki sang tere paniyon sa, paniyon sa

Paniyon sa behta rahoon

Tu sunti rahe main kahaniyaan si kehta rahoon

Ki sang tere baadalon sa, baadalon sa

Baadalon sa udta rahoon

Tere ek ishaare pe teri ore mudta rahoon

Ooo…

BATTI GUL METER CHALU MOVIE SONGS LYRICS

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Dekhate dekhate…(batti Gul meter chalu)

Rajj ke rulaya

rajj ke hansaya

maine dil kho ke ishq kamaya

manga jo usne ek sitara

humne zameen pe chand bulaya

jo aankhon se.. haye

wo jo aankhon se ik pal naa ojhal huwe

wo jo aankhon se ik pal naa ojhal huwe

lapata ho gaye dekhte dekhte

sochta hun..

sochta hun ke wo kitne masoom the

sochta hoon ke woh kitne masoom the

kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte

sochta hun ke woh kitne masoom the

kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte

sochta hun ke wo kitne masoom tha

sochta hun ke wo kitne masoom tha

kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte

wo jo kahte the bichdenge naa hum kabhi

wo jo kahte the bichdenge naa hum kabhi

alvida ho gaye dekhte dekhte

sochta hun..

ek main ek wo, aur shamein kai

chand roshan thay tab aasmaan mein kai

ek main ek wo, aur shaamein kai

chand roshan the tab aasmaan mein kai

yaariyon ka wo dariya utar bhi gaya

aur haathon mein bas ret hi reh gai

koi puchhe ke.. haye

koi puchhe ke humse khata kya hui

kyun khafa ho gaye dekhte dekhte

aate jaate thhe jo saans ban ke kabhi

aate jaate thhe jo saans ban ke kabhi

wo hawa ho gaye dekhte dekhte

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wo hawa ho gaye.. haye..

oh ho ho..

oh ho ho..

wo hawa ho gaye dekhte dekhte

alvida ho gaye dekhte dekhte

lapata ho gaye dekhte dekhte

kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte

jeene marne ki hum the wajah aur hum hi

jeene marne ki hum the wajah aur hum hi

bewajah ho gaye dekhte dekhte..

sochta hun…

sochta hun ke wo kitne masoom thhe

sochta hun ke wo kitne masoom thhe

kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte

kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte

kya se kya ho gaye.. oh ho ho..

K.G.F MOVIE SONG LYRICS

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GALI_GALI….(K.G.F)

Maine tere liye chhoda hai zamana

Zara tera iraada toh bata

Aise nazrein tu mujhe chura na

Zara tera iraada toh bata

Chaaya hai mujhpe tera hi nasha

Kambakht dil ye kahaan ja phansa

Main teri deewani tu mera deewana

Samajh nazar ka ishara…

Gali gali mein phirta hai

Tu kyun banke banjara

Aa mere dil mein bas ja

Mere aashiq awaara

Tere kusoor hai na mera kusoor

Dono ke dono paas hoke bhi door

Teri wajah se main to soyi nahi

Meri wajah se tu bhi jaaga zaroor

Tu meri mohabbat se bach na sakega

Samajh jaaneman ye ishaara

Gali gali mein phirta hai

Tu kyun banke banjara

Aa mere dil mein bas ja

Mere aashiq awaara

Gali gali mein phirta hai

Tu kyun banke banjara

Aa mere dil mein bas ja

Mere aashiq awaara.

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SALAM ROCKY BHAI….(KGF)

Chalne ka hukum

Rukne ka hukum

Zindagi pe hukum

Maut pe hokum

Bandook pe hukum

Dushman pe hukum

Leharon pe hukum

Bombai pe hokum

Jaan bombai ka, jaan bombai ka

Jaan bumbai ka jaan re

Iski aankhon mein aankh na daalo

Noch leta hai praan ye

Aag toofan jab bhi milta hai

Aisa barood paida hota hai

Aye khuda zara dekho

Logon ke dil mein sultan dekho

Dushman ho yeh hai shaitan dekho

Aye khuda zara roko

Rukne wala karta

Mudne wala karta

Bombai ki galiyan bhi

Ghabra ke yun bolenge saala

Salaam rocky bhai

Rock rock rocky

Salaam rocky bhai

Salam rocky bhai

Salam rocky bhai

Ilaka tera bhai

Tu hai sabka bhai.